Dominion Lawsuit Reveals Fox and Murdoch Knew Trump's 2020 Claims Were Lies: A Closer Look

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For The Kids...

Q: Why did the owl, owl? A: Because the woodpecker would peck 'er! Q: What is a polygon? A: A dead parrot! Q: What flies through the jungle singing opera? A: The parrots of Penzance! Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework? A: A ... ---

Hunting Flies

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting Flies," he responded. "Oh!, Killed any?" she asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked.... ---

My Kids on Ebay

Got home from work today to find my kids have been on ebay all day. If they are still there tomorrow I will lower the price. #joke #short Read more on page http://www.jokesoftheday.net

Corned Beef

A man went into a deli shop and took a seat at the lunch counter. "Give me a corned beef sandwich," he ordered. "Corned beef sandwich is not on the menu, but I can give you a sandwich with corned beef in it, like our Midnight Special." "What's a... ---

Fishing

Billy and Willy were at Sunday school studying about Noah's ark. On the way home, Willy asked, "Do you think Noah did much fishing?" "How could he?" said Billy. "He only had two worms". ---

Keep Your Seat

A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat. She thinks to herself, "Here's another man trying to keep up the customs of a patriarchal society by offering a poor, defenseless woman his seat," and... ---

Dick Cavett Tests Slow-Motion Camera Technology | The Dick Cavett Show

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The Politics

Son: “Dad, I want to be in politics when I grow up.” Dad: “Are you insane? Have you completely lost your mind? Are you a moron?” Son: “Forget it, there seem to be too many requirements.” #joke #short Read more on page http://www.jokesoftheday.net

For The Kids...

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? So he could hide in the cherry tree! What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo? Big holes all over Australia! What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days? One is a weak... ---

Buy a Mac

I was just having a conversation with someone who is about to buy a Mac. I was against it and an argument started. I said there were too few people supporting the Mac. He responded, "When was the last time you heard of a virus on a Mac?" And I... ---

City Hall Error

Two men take a wrong turn and walk into a room in the San Francisco City Hall. A man walks up to them, says a lot of junk, and finally declares, "I now pronounce you spouse and spouse." One man looks at the other and tells the Justice of the ... ---

Good Pedigree

The lil' Columbia, Maryland Yuppette was shopping in an upscale pet center. "I want a dog of which I can be proud," she told the salesman. "Does that one have a good pedigree?" "Miss," declared the clerk, "if she could speak, she wouldn't talk to... ---

The Baseball Playoffs are On!

Sidney telephones Rabbi Levy. He says, "Rabbi, I know tonight is Yom Kippur, but tonight the Yankees are in the playoffs. Rabbi, I'm a life-long Yankees fan. I've got to watch the Yankees game on TV."Rabbi Levy replies, "Sidney, that's what video recorders are for." Sidney is surprised. "You mean I can tape Yom Kippur?" #joke Read more on page http://www.jokesoftheday.net

Dinosaur Bones

Some tourists in the Chicago Museum of Natural History are marveling at the dinosaur bones. One of them asks the blonde guard, 'Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?' The guard replies, 'They are 3 million, four years, and six months ... ---

Emily Blunt & John Krasinski Restore Our Faith In Love | Cutest Celeb Couples | Graham Norton Show

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Idiots are Among Us

DEER CROSSING I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "too many deer were being hit by cars" and he ... ---

Feeling Old

Grandchildren don't make a man feel old ... it's the thought that he's married to a grandmother. ---

The Slow Racehorse

The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race. He turned on the jockey. "Flaherty, could you not have raced faster?" "Sure I could have, but you know we are supposed to stay on the horse." ---

China Wants Its Spy Balloon Back & Santos Hits Back at Romney | The Daily Show

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Hunting Flies

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting Flies," he responded. "Oh!, Killed any?" she asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked.... ---

CPR class

A woman in my office recently divorced after years of marriage, had signed up for a refresher CPR course. "Is it hard to learn?" someone asked. "Not at all," my co-worker replied. "Basically you're asked to breathe life into a dummy. I don'... ---

For The Kids...

What do ghosts have in the seats of their cars? Sheet belts! What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date? Any old girl he can dig up! Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said ''So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses!... ---

Old Watch

My young daughter was wearing a beat up old watch a friend had given her. I asked her, "Does it tell the time?" My daughter looked at me and said, "No, you have to look at it." #joke #short Read more on page http://www.jokesoftheday.net

Biden Takes Out Chinese Spy Balloon After Fox News Spends Days Freaking Out: A Closer Look

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How To Please Your I.T. Department

(A quick check list for those who need to make contact.] 1. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards, baby pictures, stuffed animals, dried flowers, bowling trophies and children's art... ---

Chinese Spy Balloon Spotted over Montana, Beyoncé World Tour Tickets | The Tonight Show

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For The Kids...

What is a worm's favorite band? Mud! What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps! Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs! Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher! How can ... ---

Rabbits

How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way, unique up on it. ---

Hashtags: #MisheardLyrics | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

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21st Century Newspaper

I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. "This is the 21st century," she said. "We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, use my iPad.". I can tell you this... That fly never knew what hit him! #joke #short Read more on page http://www.jokesoftheday.net

Disgruntled and Disloyal – Corden Catch-Up

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