Carrot jokes

It is International Carrot Day! Have a carrot! What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! Why did the carrot get an award? Because it was outstanding in its field! Why do carrots never start a fight? Because they always turnip the beet! What do you call a carrot that insults other vegetables? A veggie-taunter! #joke #carrotday #internationalcarrotday Read more on page http://www.jokesoftheday.net