Few funny short jokes

My plan for tomorrow is to go with the wife to get us both some new glasses… After that, we'll see! I helped my neighbour this morning and she said to me, "I could marry you." I couldn't believe it. You do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return A girl agreed to go out with me after I gave her a bottle of tonic water... Schwepped her off her feet! Did you hear about the bloke that always got angry when he was out of bread for breakfast? He was lack-toast intolerant! #joke #short Read more on page
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