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* What does the Gingerbread Man use to make his bed? Cookie sheets!
* What's Santa Claus's favourite track & field event? North Pole-vaulting!
* That sly smile on your face has me thinking you’re up to snow good.
* I didn't think this party would be such a drag; I'm snow bored.
* What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
* What did the peanut butter say to the grape on Christmas? This is the season to be jelly.
* What's Santa Claus's favourite type of potato chip? Crisp Pringles!
* All I want for Christmas is ewe.
* I'm pine-ing for you.
* Have snow fear—Christmas is here!
* Your presents are requested.
* Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
* What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
* I bought my son a refrigerator for Xmas – I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
* The moment you stop believing in Santa is when you start getting clothes for Christmas.
* This fire is so cozy, the snuggle is real.
* I'll be ho-ho-home for Xmas.
* A round of Santa-plause, please.
* Happy howlidays! Hope Santa Paws brings you lots of treats.
* Sending you pugs and kisses this Christmas.
* Who delivers Christmas presents to pets? Santa Paws.
* Yappy Holidays and a Happy New Year.
* Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
* These decorations are tree-mendous.
* I only have ice for you.
* It is ice to meet you.
* Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
* How do dogs sing jingle bells? Dachshund through the snow…
* Merry Xmas. Hope it’s not too ruff!
* How do Chihuahuas say merry Christmas? iFleas Navidog.
* What did the dog say to the Xmas tree? Bark.
* Santa’s little yelper wants to wish you a Merry Christmas.
* Why was the dog upset about the Xmas tree? He was not even allowed to bring sticks into the house.
* Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.
* Paws a moment this Christmas to reflect on what the season is all about!
* What do you call a wet dog with a bell on his collar? Jingle smells!
* It is never chew late to wish you a Happy Holidays.
* If you’re lucky this Xmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.
* That look soots you.
* What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.
* Children who don’t learn to tie their shoes properly are bound to wind up on the knotty list.
* It is the most wonderful time for a beer.
* The festive season has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
* How do dogs decorate for Xmas? They deck the paws with bows of collie.
* What do you do when it’s raining cats and dogs? Nothing; as long as it does not reindeer.
* You sleigh me.
* I’ll never fir-get.
* In 2020, the best gift will be hand Santa-tizer.
* You’re the best person I snow.
* It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
* I love when candy canes are in mint condition.
* Rebel without a Claus.
* You’re my soul Santa.
* What do snowmen eat for lunch? Ice burgers!
* What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap.
* What do you call an old snowman? Water.
* Where do snowmen keep money? In a snow bank.
* What do you call Frosty the Snowman in May? A puddle!
* Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners? Rude-alph!
* Why didn't the skeleton go to the Yule party? He had no-body to go with.
* What do you get if you combine Santa and a duck? A Xmas Quacker!
* What type of cars do elves drive? Toy-otas.
* When I think about you, I touch my elf.
* He is a fungi to be with.
* Eat, drink, and be tacky.
* I got my wife a wooden leg for Christmas. It’s a real stocking filler!
* You’ve got balls coming in here dressed like that.
* What is the worst Christmas present? A broken drum, you can't beat it.
* Did you hear about the mall Santa who lost his job? He was fired for Clause.
* What do you call people who are afraid of Santa clause? Claustrophobic.
* How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces he has visited? He keeps a log book.
* Why is Santa banned from sooty chimneys? Carbon footprints.
* What do you call a cow that lives in an igloo? An eskimoo.
* Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
* What kind of linens do gingerbread men put on their beds? Cookie sheets.
* Single bells, single bells, single all the way.
* What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
* Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing? They keep dropping their needles.
* Who hides in the bakery at Xmas? A mince spy.
* How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
* What do snowmen have for breakfast? Snowflakes.
* Eat, drink, and be meowy.
* Have a meowy Christmas.
* Merry catmas! Hope you have a Purr-fect Holiday season!
* May your days be meowy and bright.
* All I want for Xmas is mew.
* Here comes Santa Claws, here comes Santa Claws…
* Catty Canes.
* The tree and I are getting lit this Christmas.
* Are you oakay? Yes, I'm pine!
* I love hanging with you this season.
* Never fir-get how beautiful Christmas trees are.
* Have a tree-mendous Christmas.
* Hey DJ, drop the needles. Can I get a watt watt?
* I think my tree and I have a really good chemis-tree.
* Don’t forget that everyone is rooting for you.
* This year my tree is #ballin.
* Ornamentary, my dear Watt-son.
* Hey tree, do not leaf me hanging.
* Looking at you is like reading poetree.
* Birch, please.
* I love the festive season more than you think.
* Yes, I do consider myself a Christmas tree hugger.
* I’m having fun fir sure.
* I love you a whole watt.
* What a de-light you are to be around.
* Advice from a tree: stand tall and proud, go out on a limb, remember your roots, and drink plenty of water.
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